Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
