This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
