I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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