i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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