pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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