google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night