Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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