Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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