i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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