Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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