it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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