Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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