I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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