I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You don't make any sense
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