He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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