I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
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drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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