yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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