Whod you bang
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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