high people should be assigned attendants
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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