while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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