Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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