honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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