The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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