Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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