Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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