youre lurking in front of me
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
