So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He kissed a someone with a penis
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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