So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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