Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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