Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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