wrigley field is MILF paradise
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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