Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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