I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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