fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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