I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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