considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Randomize
