DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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