And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
id be glad to
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie