Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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