Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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