love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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