She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've blown a few things in my day
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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