Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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