I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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