were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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