"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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