I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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