I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I supernannyed him into submission
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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