I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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