either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Four minutes until I can fart!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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