Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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