You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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