My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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