My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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