id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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