I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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