The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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